Elmo, Zoe, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird (Transcript)

Elmo: Hello, Everybody! It's me, Elmo! With my friends Zoe, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird!

Elmo: We just got a new Hospital!

Elmo: Which we clearly built on a mountain.

Elmo: And here it is! We have the waiting room, we have the coffee shop, and,

Elmo: And to make matters worse,

Elmo: Why are there a bunch of DORA cards?

Elmo: Well I'll tell ya!

Elmo: This is how it all began!

Elmo: Before the city came,

Elmo: It used to be a nice rainbow path that would lead to a fiesta known as a party in Dora's land!

Elmo: Until one day,

Elmo: Diego ate peanuts which he liked but he was allergic to them.

Elmo: He barfed and barfed on Dora,

Elmo: And then the fiesta broke and them we all took it away.

Elmo: Soon then, Candy Land was no more.

Elmo: Everyone was sad, they all died,

Elmo: Soon them, 20 years later, we started building this Hospital.

Elmo: And it's actually a nice place!

Elmo: Not bad after all, there's a lot inside, I could jut like this place forever!

Cookie Monster: Me want cookies!

Elmo: OK, I'll get you some cookies...

Elmo: Here you go!

Cookie Monster: NOM NOM NOM

Elmo: OK sorry about that, Cookie Monster just needed some cookies.

Elmo: So anyway...

Elmo: We used Captain Underpants and Dog Man comics for the walls and the roof,

Elmo: The middle part in the roof is a book just about castles,

Elmo: And here's our sign!

Elmo: The door is Dog Man,

Elmo: Here's the parking lot, we have 2 patients, and we even have our own tractor!

Elmo: So yep, this is what we built

Elmo: So that they would't die

Elmo: And I better fix one of my chairs.

Elmo: Sorry about that!

Elmo: So yah. Let's let Zoe talk.

Zoe: We even have a playroom where you can play with all the toys you like!

Zoe: And we have floors!

Zoe: We have lots of floors because this is a really big building!

Zoe: That just got open months ago.

Zoe: This place is awesome!

Zoe: That you could just never... hate it.

Elmo: I remember when I was sick!

Elmo: It all started in our game, Chutes and Ladders.

Elmo: When, clearly,

Elmo: I didn't wear my snow coat on so I got sick and I had to sleep with my stuffed animal!

Big Bird: I'm Big Bird and this is the biggest place we ever have!

Elmo: And also to make things GOOD,

Elmo: We have a back door!

Elmo: Which is opened,

Elmo: Well, it's hard to open it because it's not mostly a door it's just a wall.

Elmo: And,

Elmo: We have an often good time!

Elmo: With our big place.

Elmo: And it's a windy day.

Elmo: Hey! It's night time!

Elmo: OK everyone! Time to go to sleep!

Cookie Monster: Ok! Me go to bed!

Elmo: Night, Big Bird!

Elmo: Night, Zoe!

Elmo: Night, Cookie Monster!

Elmo: Night, Elmo!

Elmo: Good Night, everyone!

Elmo: See ya!

Elmo: Ah!!! My BEAUTIFUL sign!!!

Narrator: The Next Morning...

Elmo: UUUgh! I better get up, fix the sign!

Elmo: Mmm!

Elmo: Why does this have to happen!?

Elmo: Mmm!

Elmo: Why?

Elmo: I should've known how this is!

Elmo: I'm gonna be fixing this!

Elmo: The top is finished!

Elmo: Now I can finally go back to sleep!

Elmo: Night, Everybody!

Narrator: (singing)

Narrator: This has been a production of Sesame Street,

Narrator: And this has been created by Ethan Hewlett!

Narrator: (singing)

Elmo: Wait, Wait, Wait! Woah, Woah, Woah!

Elmo: Were not DONE yet!

Elmo: Like, Seriously!

Narrator: Mmm... PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Elmo: Ahh!!! The H block is getting blown away!

Elmo: Ah, man! I had it upside down!

Narrator: Ding!

Elmo: Ahh! Not bad!

Elmo: Oh dear!

Elmo: Now I broke a wall?

Elmo: >sigh...<